Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
View ArticleTom Clancy
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
View ArticleRodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
View ArticleJean-Jacques Rousseau
It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a living.
View ArticleSteve Martin
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
View ArticleEdgar Wallace
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
View ArticleGalileo Galilei
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use.
View ArticleChaim Weizmann
During our crossing, Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and by the time we arrived I was fully convinced he understood it.
View ArticleBob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
View ArticleHomer Simpson
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
View ArticleHarry S. Truman
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
View ArticleIndira Gandhi
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
View ArticleEmo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
View ArticleBob Monkhouse
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
View ArticleSigmund Freud
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
View ArticleAmbrose Bierce
Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
View ArticleArthur Schopenhauer
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
View ArticleSamuel Goldwyn
I don't want any yes men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job.
View ArticleElbert Hubbard
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
View ArticleRobert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
View ArticleRita Mae Brown
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.
View ArticleRoss Parker
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
View ArticleJohann Wolfgang von Goethe
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
View ArticleSam Ewing
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
View ArticleRich Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is...
View ArticleJohn Steinbeck
Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.
View ArticleGeorge Bernard Shaw
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
View ArticleAlbert Einstein
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
View ArticleHenry Ford
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.
View ArticleWinston Churchill
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
View ArticleWilliam Faulkner
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
View ArticleAbraham Lincoln
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.
View ArticleFriedrich Nietzsche
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
View ArticleMuhammad Ali
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
View ArticleJohnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
View ArticleMahatma Gandhi
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
View ArticleDouglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
View ArticleWilson Mizner
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.
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